It's that time again! Time to put two hotties against each other to see who comes out on top!

Let's recap from years past!

2006: Elf Girls proved hotter than Mermaids:
Are Mermaids Hotter Than Elf Girls?

2007: Catgirls toppled Fairies:
Are Fairies Hotter Than Catgirls?

2008: Vampire Women narrowly defeated Robot Chicks:
Are Robot Chicks Hotter Than Vampire Women?

2009: After a back and forth battle, Female Angels beat Alien Women:
Are Alien Women Hotter Than Female Angels?

2010: Demon Chicks claimed victory from Furry Girls:
Are Demon Chicks Hotter Than Furry Girls?

And now...

2011

Are Cyberspace Girls Hotter Than Ponies?


Cyberspace Girls

First off, we have Cyberspace Girls. Cyberspace Girls are totally hot.

Cyberspace Girls are great because they are so helpful. They very literally exist to serve you. They most often exist as virtual reality guidance systems or "living" encyclopedias. They can bust out any fact or offer any advice as quickly as you can ask.

Now you might be thinking, "But TTT, I have Wikipedia. Is that not good enough?" Oh, my naive friend, how little you know. You see, Wikipedia may put a wealth of information at your fingertips but does it put big titties in your face?

Exhibit A:



Yeah, let's see Wikipedia do that. You want to study up on the Franco-Prussian War go to Wikipedia. You want to study up on the Franco-Prussian War while you watch titties bounce up and down get yourself a Cyberspace Girl.

Now, you may be on the fence about this. "But TTT, the fact that Wikipedia doesn't have big titties is what makes it useful. Who would use it for information if it did?" This is a good point. That's why some are less...er...gratuitous.

Exhibit B:



If you're lucky your Cyberspace Girl might even be able to select from a number of different appearances. Think about that. You basically get to have as many girlfriends as you want with none of the guilt or sneaking around. Plus you only have to buy one Christmas present.

Another benefit is the always sexy extravagant skin tones. They can be blue, red, purple, green, you name it. Come on, who hasn't wanted to bang a green chick every now and then?

Exhibit C:



Unfortunately, and I'm sure you knew this was coming, there is a downside and it is unfortunately a big one. You can't fucking touch them! Seriously, Cyberspace Girls are completely immaterial. Unless you build a body for her to transfer herself into (which at that point she'd be eliminated from the category as she'd then become a robot chick) you can look but can't touch.

If you're a fan of strip clubs this may not be too bad. But if you want something more then expect a perpetual case of blue balls. Here you are dating this Cyberspace Girl and what do you get out of it? You get a great visual experience and maybe a strong emotional connection but you will suffer from severe sexual frustration. You can't bang your own girlfriend. EVER.

Conclusion:

Cyberspace Girls are totally hot. There are no other girls that exist who will steer your starship through an asteroid field, guide your laser defense systems, and gyrate in a skintight virtual bodysuit all at the same time. They make great companions, great sources of information, and will always devote themselves to your needs. Just remember the cost of all this is that you'll be spending a lot of time with your right hand. But, hey, she could watch.

Ponies

Next we move to Ponies. Ponies are totally hot. The best thing about Ponies is how accepting they are. Ponies pride themselves on their friendship and will welcome you without a second thought even if you're ugly as Satan's ass. They will find the good in you and help draw it out.

That's really what makes Ponies so special. Being with your pony girlfriend will make you a better person. Ponies have a way of rubbing off on you (in more ways than one, heh heh) and you just can't resist their charms. A pony will always be able to get you to smile no matter how hard you try to fight it.

Exhibit A:



Come on, just try to resist that. You'll be snuggling up with her before you can say "Friendship Is Magic." And that brings me to my next point. Ponies love to snuggle, cuddle, and just generally be close to the people they love. They will give you lots of attention and will love when you give some to them. Just try to nibble on her ears without her wanting more. They never let an opportunity to show affection pass without making the most of it.

Exhibit B:



But they aren't only into the mushy stuff all the time. Ponies love to party! That's what makes them so great. They're just fun. In the bedroom and out of it! If you date a pony you'll be dating a party girl and everybody loves party girls.

Exhibit C:



Of course nothing is perfect. I know what you're thinking. "TTT! But they're fucking ponies! No titties!" And therein lies the rub. Their bodies are somewhat different from what we're used to. They lack a necessary component for the proverbial "breast man" to enjoy. I can greatly sympathize with fellow breast men. But ass men can't discount a pony's amazing plot. Ponies have great plots!

Exhibit D:



Conclusion:

Ponies are totally hot and will always make you smile when you need it most. They will cuddle up with you and, during the more intimate moments, will switch off between who's doing the riding if you catch my drift. They'll party during the day and sexy it up at night. What they lack in breasts they more than make up for in plot. If you can get passed their rather unusual physiology then you'll have an amazing girl by your side.

Let year 6 begin!