X-Gurls X-Treme: The Next MK Game
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X-Gurls X-Treme: The Next MK Game
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posted11/07/2006 10:21 PM (UTC)byYellowDogAn action-RPG game with Kitana and her all girl squad, they could take turns doing things like fighting demons in the Netherealm and harassing their ex-boyfriends. Mileena could be the main baddy, dressed up in a skimpier version of her alt costume, of course. You could throw in even more lesbian overtones than they did in FFX-2, plus there could be a Pillow Kombat mini-game. After every mission, you fly immediatly to Earth Realm to spend all of your Koins on clothing and chocolate.
You know you would totally buy this.
You know you would totally buy this.
Dark_No0B •11/03/2006 09:39 PM (UTC) •
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No.
XiahouDun84 •11/03/2006 09:40 PM (UTC) •
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Dark_No0B Wrote:
No.
No.
DarkSubZero •11/04/2006 12:51 AM (UTC) •
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Uhhh....ummm.....how about NO!?!?
First, what the hell is with the title "X-Gurls"? Forget the bad spelling of Girls, this is a company that still can't distinguish hard Cs with Ks. What's with the "X"? They aren't related to the X-Men, or with anything named X. K-Girls would be better.
Second, if Midwawy was actually dumb enough and made a game like this, I would:
1) Create a vast financial empire, combining leading high-tech firms, drug cartels, and armament manufacturers.
2) I would create a cult dedicated to me. When time travel is invented, by my tech firms, far off into the future, they would use it to ressurect me in their time.
3) I would assume command of the time machine, and use it to travel back, to our current present.
4) I would launch a nuclear weapon at Midway Headquarters in Chicago, using a hypersonic warplane from the far off future.
*Plans subject to change if I manage to successfully create an army of robot minions. I would download my brain unto one of these, so the whole ressurection bit would be unnecessary. I'd only need a time machine to destroy Midway. Also, I might extract Ed Boon and Midway CEO Zucker from Chicago minutes before the blast, so that they could be tortured to death for what they've wrought.
Second, if Midwawy was actually dumb enough and made a game like this, I would:
1) Create a vast financial empire, combining leading high-tech firms, drug cartels, and armament manufacturers.
2) I would create a cult dedicated to me. When time travel is invented, by my tech firms, far off into the future, they would use it to ressurect me in their time.
3) I would assume command of the time machine, and use it to travel back, to our current present.
4) I would launch a nuclear weapon at Midway Headquarters in Chicago, using a hypersonic warplane from the far off future.
*Plans subject to change if I manage to successfully create an army of robot minions. I would download my brain unto one of these, so the whole ressurection bit would be unnecessary. I'd only need a time machine to destroy Midway. Also, I might extract Ed Boon and Midway CEO Zucker from Chicago minutes before the blast, so that they could be tortured to death for what they've wrought.
Hikari715 •11/04/2006 01:42 AM (UTC) •
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XiahouDun84 Wrote:
Dark_No0B Wrote:
No.
No.
YellowDog •11/04/2006 02:11 AM (UTC) •
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It is sad that you all lack vision, this game is going to be so huge in Japan.
YellowDog Wrote:
It is sad that you all lack vision, this game is going to be so huge in Japan.
It is sad that you all lack vision, this game is going to be so huge in Japan.
Seriously? I didn't think MK was popular there. And a cheesecake filled nonsensical game wouldn't cause a massive stream of converts.
Finally, why does it matter if it's big in Japan? You and me are Americans. I'm not ruled by them in any way. And before you counter by pointing out my username, I am a fan of Godzilla, not a slavish adherent to Japanese pop culture.
BaconEater123 •11/04/2006 03:08 AM (UTC) •
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Hikari715 Wrote:
XiahouDun84 Wrote:
Dark_No0B Wrote:
No.
No.
fijikungfu •11/04/2006 09:06 PM (UTC) •
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lol... u can't be serious! Imagine the ratings it would get for Story, think of something better than some chicks walking around in bikinis fighting to the death with a lesbian character... and the title Wtf
YellowDog •11/04/2006 10:09 PM (UTC) •
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How about if we called it Kit and the PussyKats?
matthewhaddad •11/06/2006 12:33 PM (UTC) •
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BaconEater123 Wrote:
Hikari715 Wrote:
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Dark_No0B Wrote:
No.
No.
Ermacsmainman •11/06/2006 11:06 PM (UTC) •
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how bout a cup of shut the hell up.
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matthewhaddad Wrote:
BaconEater123 Wrote:
Hikari715 Wrote:
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Dark_No0B Wrote:
No.
No.
is anyone gonna close this
Barakaz_cuz ;-; •11/07/2006 12:09 AM (UTC) •
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Ermacsmainman Wrote:
is anyone gonna close this
matthewhaddad Wrote:
BaconEater123 Wrote:
Hikari715 Wrote:
XiahouDun84 Wrote:
Dark_No0B Wrote:
No.
No.
is anyone gonna close this
Lets all make a tunnel!
J3rsey_D3vil •11/07/2006 01:11 AM (UTC) •
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matthewhaddad Wrote:
BaconEater123 Wrote:
Hikari715 Wrote:
XiahouDun84 Wrote:
Dark_No0B Wrote:
Yes.
Yes.
Hawkus •11/07/2006 01:23 AM (UTC) •
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YellowDog Wrote:
Mileena could be the main baddy, dressed up in a skimpier version of her alt costume, of course.
You know you would totally buy this.
Mileena could be the main baddy, dressed up in a skimpier version of her alt costume, of course.
You know you would totally buy this.
How...? That is pretty much is the skimpiest "costume". Some thing skimpier would be like, two small dots covering the nipples and like a some small thong. Or naked.
Hawkus Wrote:
How...? That is pretty much is the skimpiest "costume". Some thing skimpier would be like, two small dots covering the nipples and like a some small thong. Or naked.
YellowDog Wrote:
Mileena could be the main baddy, dressed up in a skimpier version of her alt costume, of course.
You know you would totally buy this.
Mileena could be the main baddy, dressed up in a skimpier version of her alt costume, of course.
You know you would totally buy this.
How...? That is pretty much is the skimpiest "costume". Some thing skimpier would be like, two small dots covering the nipples and like a some small thong. Or naked.
I have the dark suspicion that that is exactly what yellow means. Seriously, the entire post is about ripping of DOA's softcore porn esque titillation, so how could he mean otherwise?
slickmkfan •11/07/2006 06:05 AM (UTC) •
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It seems everyone takes just about ANYTHING here seriously.
slickmkfan •11/07/2006 10:21 PM (UTC) •
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Godzilla Wrote:
Why not? It's fun to be an angry nutcase.
slickmkfan Wrote:
It seems everyone takes just about ANYTHING here seriously.
It seems everyone takes just about ANYTHING here seriously.
Why not? It's fun to be an angry nutcase.
Have fun then.
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