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posted01/05/2016 01:48 AM (UTC)by
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Coltess
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Not in the way you think. I fooled you! What I mean is, when you think about it, the whole game has got to smell awful. I can't imagine that the slaves of Outworld, Tarkatans, Reptile, Ermac, and even Kano practice proper hygiene. I assume that the Nether Realm smells sulfurous with the pleasant odor of scorched flesh on top. Hell, even the Special Ops refugee camp is going to smell like unwashed clothes, piss, and exhaust from the generators.

The only place I can imagine smelling not awful is the Lin temple, just because it's cold.
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mkreptile8860
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 •01/02/2016 06:10 AM (UTC) •
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More like boring the netkode is horrible on ps4.
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 •01/02/2016 06:11 AM (UTC) •
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coltess Wrote:


The only place I can imagine smelling not awful is the Lin temple, just because it's cold.

I'd imagine Frost stinks up the place
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Coltess
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 •01/02/2016 07:33 AM (UTC) •
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mkreptile8860 Wrote:
More like boring the netkode is horrible on ps4.


You aren't fond of reading, are you?
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 •01/02/2016 09:25 AM (UTC) •
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coltess Wrote:
mkreptile8860 Wrote:
More like boring the netkode is horrible on ps4.


You aren't fond of reading, are you?
I'm just saying.
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 •01/02/2016 03:53 PM (UTC) •
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I like the title. I also agree that the game has to smell awfully bad.
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Masr
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 •01/02/2016 04:12 PM (UTC) •
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I think Drahmin would have the worst scent. The flies validate it.
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OhYesMar$h
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•01/02/2016 05:32 PM (UTC) •
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i could imagine lol
With Motaro gone, you ain't gotta worry bout steppin in shit. Or that stable smell...



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 •01/02/2016 06:56 PM (UTC) •
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coltess Wrote:
Not in the way you think. I fooled you! What I mean is, when you think about it, the whole game has got to smell awful. I can't imagine that the slaves of Outworld, Tarkatans, Reptile, Ermac, and even Kano practice proper hygiene. I assume that the Nether Realm smells sulfurous with the pleasant odor of scorched flesh on top. Hell, even the Special Ops refugee camp is going to smell like unwashed clothes, piss, and exhaust from the generators.

The only place I can imagine smelling not awful is the Lin temple, just because it's cold.


Lmao, I rolled my eyes hard when I first read the title. Well played.
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 •01/03/2016 03:21 AM (UTC) •
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I bet Mileena has the worst smelling breathe of all time. You know damn well she doesn't brush those teeth lol

I bet her tang is rank af too

Come to think of it, she seems like she would just be a smelly person in general.

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Coltess
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 •01/03/2016 03:36 AM (UTC) •
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I've always thought that Skarlet would smell the worst. Have you ever had a bandage on too long and gotten a whiff of that awful, ironish, dried blood smell? She must smell like that 24/7.
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 •01/03/2016 06:16 AM (UTC) •
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Lmaooo yeah that shit smells like change/coins. She probably wreaks too hahaha

I imagine most Outworlder's outside of maybe Edenians probably aren't too clean or fresh smelling.

Tarkatans, Shokan, and Centaurs are probably the worst though. They all seem pretty beastly and primitive, but with human-like intelligence lol
I'd assume Reptile has the least offensive, almost neutral smell.
Unless he's been eating carrion or covered in swamp muck.

I used to own an Iguana, he didn't smell anywhere near as offensive as rodents or other mammals.


I'd also assume, due to their humanoid physique, unlike Motaro, that Shokan, Tarkata, & Zaterrans are at least toilet trained... #Goro's OTHER throne



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Do you think Bo'Rai Cho will make it worse?

Or will he have seen a Dr. about his gastrointestinal problem?



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Coltess
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 •01/05/2016 01:48 AM (UTC) •
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He's probably just treating himself with Peptic Thunder.
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