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If I were Kotal Kahn
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posted08/16/2014 02:55 PM (UTC)by
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Jarhead
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I'd use a portal to travel from Outworld to the jungle where I meet Ferra and fall madly in love. Then I'd hire my second cousin, Torr, to be her bodyguard while I'm out of town on business (conquering). Ferra likes to stand on my totem when I summon it so she can reach the top shelf of the freezer where we keep the ice cream. I then discover Raiden is a total C blocker; Ferra is scared of thunder and lightning. Raiden must go.

Reminds me of a good piece of wisdom about shorties:

When you're nose to nose, her toes are in it. When you're toes to toes, her nose is in it. confused
This is what not getting any gameplay does to people...

You see this, NRS? This is what YOU are doing to us!












Unless you're usually like this, in which case... Whatever.
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"Life, for all it's anguish, is ours Miss Ives. It belongs to no other." - Ferdinand Lyle

 •08/16/2014 03:42 AM (UTC) •
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...I'd be Phil LaMarr.
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 •08/16/2014 03:42 AM (UTC) •
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I think you need a hobby.
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Jaded-Raven
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 •08/16/2014 03:45 AM (UTC) •
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If I were Kotal, I would take a looooooong hot bath to get all that nasty green icky stuff off my body...
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Jarhead
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 •08/16/2014 03:46 AM (UTC) •
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CassiesPatentedNutBuster Wrote:
This is what not getting any gameplay does to people...

You see this, NRS? This is what YOU are doing to us!












Unless you're usually like this, in which case... Whatever.


See my response to your question about marketing in other thread. You hit the nail on the decapitated head with your opening remark.
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 •08/16/2014 03:52 AM (UTC) •
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SwingBatta Wrote:
I think you need a hobby.


Look buddy, we're all here on a Friday night being lame. I'm in bed next to my wife who doesn't want to bang because she has a fever so I thought I'd bring some humor to the table.

My true hobbies are gym, teaching my kids to be awesome, and trading corn and soybean futures. And I love steak.
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 •08/16/2014 04:09 AM (UTC) •
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If I were Kotal Kahn, I would go back in time, thwart Onaga's assassination, kill Shao Cock, gain Onaga's trust and become his right-hand man, collect all the Kamidogu, get the Edenian records to help fuse the Kamidogu, fuse them all, kill Onaga, and become Master of Reality. Oh yea and bitch slap all the Elder Gods and kombatants from existence with a snap of my fingers.

Evil Mission Complete

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... here's your Subzero, now plain zero.

 •08/16/2014 04:20 AM (UTC) •
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krajax Wrote:
If I were Kotal Kahn, I would go back in time, thwart Onaga's assassination, kill Shao Cock, gain Onaga's trust and become his right-hand man, collect all the Kamidogu, get the Edenian records to help fuse the Kamidogu, fuse them all, kill Onaga, and become Master of Reality. Oh yea and bitch slap all the Elder Gods and kombatants from existence with a snap of my fingers.

Evil Mission Complete



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 •08/16/2014 05:37 AM (UTC) •
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If i were Kotal Kahn i would have a rule less than 25 yrs. Shao kahn would be disappointed, he ruled for centuries and conquered/merge realms.
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Winter is Coming A Lanister always pays his debts You know nothing Jon Snow! We do not sow! Valar Morghulis

 •08/16/2014 02:55 PM (UTC) •
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If I were Kotal Kahn I'd rip Kano's heart out.

If I were Kano, I'd rip Kotal Kahn's heart out.

If I were Kotal Kahn, I'd have my name legally changed to Total Kahn.
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