So today i played my early copy of mkx and i played the story on hard and i beat it. Well I can say this. Reiko is not involved at all in mkx which is great news. Could you really see that handsome fella be the boss? Thank god we got Shinnok and not some cover version of Shao Kahn. I mean look at him. He just screams low rent tribute band to me.

Now that that's outta the way lets go through some things i realized.

Noob Sibot is Mick Lucifers favorite character because he's a sexy wraith beast like he is. (How I like).

Killswitch loves Kung Jin because deep down they're both straight shooters.

Johnny Cage performs The King & I with his daughter.

Sharefrock is nothing but an attractive formal dress available for rent at reasonable prices, for 1 or 2 nights (cost higher on weekends). It's a fair and equitable system and I admire his initiative. Actually, it really reminds me of that movie The Sisterhood of Travelling pants, but with a dress, which pays for itself. It kinda reminds me of Cinderella, too. I haven't seen the latest Cinderella movie because I just don't think anything can top the classics. The original animated Cinderella was just so good, y'know? I'm not sure my heart has room in it for live-action versions with modern updates.

Jacqui Briggs is the most interesting character in all of MKs lore.

Hold me closer tiny dancer.

Thank you all very much.