All of them! Seriously, all of his quotes during gameplay and almost everything he says in story mode is perfect.

Particularly:

"I'm so pretty!"

"You got Caged!"

To Jax about Sonya: "A honey like that under my command" and "but if its not like that. then you won't mind if I..."

and the ever famous:

"And I'm taking you down, I'm taking you down, I'm taking you out, I'm taking you out, and I'm taking you out...for dinner."

"Now call me Krazy with a K, but..."

That's probably the closest they'll get to touching the 4th wall

LOL! Forgot about that one. Classic.

This and ''Money Shot''.

"I AM the special effects!"

"Money shot."
"Sure....Let's go ruin someone else's life."
"Don't hate."

So hilarious.

"I'm so pretty;" and "hoh!"

JOHNNY CAGE!1!

Every time he yells it out after blasting someone's jaw off with a Shadow Uppercut,I feel compelled to scream FUCK YEAH! So badass.

This and mine are:

"Here it comes..."

"....why aren't the Kung Fu twins here?"
"I AM the special effects."

"Turns out he's a GOD!" cracks me up every time.

And as said earlier, "I AM the special effects!" was definitely a FUCK YEAH! moment.

my personal favourite has to be when he says "put that on your barbie...shrimp" god yr soooo random johnny!! XD

It's true. This quote is fucking kick ass.

Also, DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!!

Definitely these.

It's hard to choose one. My top three are:

"Um, Rai-Dude?"

"Sure, let's go ruin someone else's life."

"Liu Kang, close as a shadow!"

Holy hell, this.

"Don't hate!" also gets some love from me.

watch this....and the award goes to ( hits opponent with trophy award in the head).

Don't Hate. Just because when I baby people online with cage and they send me a rage message, I just reply "Don't hate".

"He was busy hitting me in the face."

LOL!

There are just too many good ones to pick one.

I too support the following (no particular order, for now):

1) JOHNNY CAGE!

2) Um, Rai-dude?

3) Liu Kang, close as a shadow...

4) Turns out he's a GOD!

5) And the award goes to...

6) Put that on your barbie!...shrimp?

7) I AM the special effects.

8) Don't hate

9) And I'm taking you down, I'm taking you down, I'm taking you out, I'm taking you out, and I'm taking you out...for dinner.

10) You got CAGED!

11) I'm so pretty.

12) Hoh!!!! (that weird OH scream he does when charging. It's pretty badass.)

13) To Jax about Sonya: "A honey like that under my command" and "but if its not like that. then you won't mind if I..."

Johnny, you rock. I'm so glad you survived.

Hoooooh!

*To Raiden, after Kitana defeats Johnny and Smoke in her chapter*: "Thanks... Ow! Couldn't have seen THAT in one of your hot flashes?"

#7 and #9 from queve's list.

But yeah, pretty much everything that comes from his mouth in this game is golden. Even something as simple as his win pose line, when you hear it while watching him put on a new pair of shades. And then the shades shine lol.

I thought it was funny the first time it was revealed in the trailer, and laughed until the "for dinner" part. It'd more funny to have him just going off on a little tirade than to ruin it with such cheese.

The "barbie" line was kind of funny.

I also forgot to mention another one of my favorite quotes of his is when he tags out he says "And cut!"