I think there are threeeeeeeeeeeeee different threads like this, but my favorite piece of gibbberish is:

"GIDDEMUHTIYOU!!!!" -Noob Saibot,MK9,Shadow Toss...

Favorite quote of all time:

Kitana: Mother...you're alive
Sindel: Too bad you...WILL DIE!

I know its not MK9 related, but it makes me laugh even to this day. How i wish it was included in MK9 story mode.

My favorite Mk9 quotes is:

Mileena: "Sister. So pretty, so fair, so sad and alone. Come let us be a family!"

The way its delivered is excellent.

One of my favorite interactions in Story mode

Cage: "What's he got that I haven't got?"

Liu: "God-like power?"

Kung Lao: "A personality that is not at all like sanding paper?"

Cage: "... jerks."

Also,

Cage: "Throw that on your.... barby....shrimp...?"

I have a couple.

Kung Lao: "For the Shaolin!"

Johnny Cage: "I'm so pretty."

Liu Kang: "The murderer of my friend..." (I really liked how Liu Kang's voice actor brought the emotion that the dialogue deserved.)

Kabal: "Don't let the mask fool you."

Cyber Sub-Zero: "You are right. We are NOT brothers.

Noob Saibot: "We share blood, but we are not brothers."

Those are my favorites. Oh wait, forgot about Reptile.

Reptile: "....."

Kung Lao: "Forget the Lin Kuei, Now you face a Shaolin!"
Scorpion: "You will regret your impulsiveness"
(Just the way it's delivered. Loved that line)

Jade: "You are an excellent guard dog Baraka, but you must learn to heel"

Mileena: "Others pursue. I find"

Bi Han: "To hell with your clan!"
Scorpion: "No, to hell with YOU!" *pulls Bi-Han to the NetherRealm*

Smoke: "Wise though your Emperor may be, he was foolish to send his Housemaid to interfere with Lin Kuei business".
Kitana: "I am Kitana, Princess of Outworld! And I deal harshly with sharp tongued intruders!"

Baraka: "This fight is not over!"
Cyrax: "You mean to finish me? You couldn't even stop the Actor!"

---Favorite Story Quotes:---

Unit LK-520: "You are not authorized for portal use."

Kabal: "Yeah, says who?"

Cyber Subby: "Sub-Zero. Unit LK-520."

Kabal: "Heh, you say that like it means something."

Cyber Sub-Zero: "As you will soon discover!"

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"Damn, you ugly!" -Jax. Directing this statement towards Baraka.

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Johnny Cage: "So what's the deal with you and Sonya anyways? She's smokin' hot!"

Jackson Briggs: "It's not like that. I'm her C.O."

Cage: "Honey like that under my command? Oh, I'd..."

Jax: "You're gonna want to stop talking now."

JC: "But if it's not like that, you won't mind if I--"

Jax: "That's it! Time somebody shut you the hell up!"

Announcer: "Round one. Fight!"

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Unit LK-9T9: "You have disobeyed the directive to remain at the Lin Kuei temple."

Smoke: "Sektor?!"

Sektor: "You will return with us to begin your transformation."

Smoke: "You actually did it. You're a cyborg!"

Sektor: "We are the Lin Kuei; more stealthier than the night, and more deadly than the dawn!"
(His voice is so dark and badass. The clicky text stops at that point above because the video doesn't continue after the game transfers to Kombat.)

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"Spitting? Sticking out your tongue? Bet your mama's real proud." -Stryker. Directed towards Reptile.
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Stryker: "Johnny Cage fighting a giant monster. What is this, Time Smashers?"

Raiden: *Shoots lightning at Motaro* *Uses his Flying Thunder on Motaro* "JOHNNYBOUGHTACAR!!!"

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Noob Saibot: "You. You are not worthy of the name Sub-Zero!"

Cyber Sub-Zero: "Who are you to judge?"

Noob: "I wore those colors before you."

Cyber Subby: "Bi-Han?!"

Bi-Han: "Yes, Kuai Liang. It is I. Quan Chi restored me."

Kuai Liang: "Restored? You and I both, we are flawed copies of our former selves."

Original Sub-Zero: "I have no faults, Quan Chi has perfected me."

Kuai: "For what end? To serve the Netherrealm and Outworld?"

Saibot: "It suits my purpose."

Cyber Subby-Wubby: "But brother, we--"

Noob Saibot: "We share blood. We are not brothers."

Cyber Sub-Zero: "Then I will not regret your defeat!"

That's an enormous list, Unknown265. Not bad for starters, Infinity!

Thank you.
If anyone cares to notice, I change the names of most characters in each quote.

Best movie line EVER.



I try very hard to work it into every day conversation like....

Bob: "Whew, I got into college! 'tis the best day of my life"

Me: "Too bad YOU! ............ Will die!"

or

Alice: "What a great salad."

Me: "Too bad YOU! ........ Will diiieeeee....

In MK9, pretty much all of Mileena's lines were delivered flawlessly.

"Others pursue, I find" and "she's going away" are two of my favorites.

---Favorite Battle Cries---

"Your soul is mine!" - Shang Tsung.

Shang first appears as the opponent then morphs back into himself. That means, depending on his opponent, his intro has many variations! That, and Shang Tsung's line kind of makes me think of how cool it must have been to fight Shang Tsung back in 1992.

"Police Brutality coming up!" -Stryker.

Stryker has a great intro. That's all I have to say.

"I make this look easy!" -Johnny Cage.

Brings out a bit of personality in the beginning of the match. Along with his ranged round-win and match-win animations.

*Gradually materializes engulfed in flames and making motions as if on fire, before laughing in a dark, evil manner. As if he likes being what he is now*
(Freddy Krueger)

I really like that evil laugh.

"Show me what you can do!" -Liu Kang.

Just the way he does his intro gives me the impression he swings both ways, however unlikely that may be.

"You will not see the end of this day!" -Kratos.

I enjoy playing the God of War games, so it's understandable that I like Kratos' intro.

"Thunder take you!" -Raiden.

Spouting ridiculous nonsense and shooting two balls of electricity left and right at the sky/ceiling makes this intro noteworthy!

"For the Lin Kuei!" -Sektor (Human)

True to Sektor's character, while human. I also like the fact Cyrax and Sektor say different things in their intro, depending on if they are human or cyborg.

---Favorite Battle Gibberish---

"CANADA!" -Kenshi. While performing a throw, X-Ray, or any Enhanced Special.

"Yotomoho!" -Ermac. During a ranged round-win animation, match-win animation, or when he performs a Babality and maybe some other moves. I don't even play as Ermac and I like that.

"JOHNNYBOUGHTACAR!!!" "IGOTTASAW!!!" "GOTTASUCKMYNUTS!!" "GIMMIEMAHMONEY!!" "SANTAMONICA!!!" -These are the wise words of Raiden, during a Flying Thunder/Superman. Even though I really dislike that special move, I really like the jibber-jabber Raiden shouts.

"AHH-HOO!" "DU-WA-HAI!" -Noob Saibot. After a Teleport Slam or Ghost Ball. (Or in the case of Costume 2 Sub-Zero, after an Ice Ball)

"RAAAAAAAHH!" "WOAAAAAAH!" -Cyber Sub-Zero. After an Icy Counter or when performing a Babality.

"Hoo-para!" -Liu Kang. Does this after a ranged round-win, after a 1,1,1 and when he performs a Babality.

"WOOLAY!" -Quan Chi.

"SIM-PAR-AY!!" "QUINCE MENUDOS!" -Kitana. After a Fan Lift, Enhanced Pretty Kick and EX Fan Lift. Maybe some other moves make Kitana say these, but that's all I know for sure.

All of Raidens jibberish when hes doing the torpedo attack lol

No love for
"She's going away..."Mileena. FUCKING CHILLS.

CHILLS

Let me see if I remember it word for word:

"Your plan worked to perfection, Lord Shinnok."

"Shao Kahn was blinded by rage. How easily he was convinced that the Elder Gods would ignore his merging the realms."

"Yet the Thunder god still lives."

"No matter. Neither Earthrealm nore Outworld can now withstand the Netherrealm's onslaught. Soon I will be free. Earthrealm and Outworld will be ours."

Favorite scene in the story mode..

Shao Kahn: You will taste no victory.

Liu Kang: you will taste your own blood

every time i heard this i got super pumped

Scorpion had a great one based on delivery: He had no honor, And you will die as he did!

Kitana: KigaMahroo! (Fan Wave)

JOOONNNNNNYYYYY CAAAAAGEEEE

"I... I look hideous."

"I can take him."

"Let's see what your made of!"

"HEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOHHHHH!"

I really love Kitana's intro

"You will learn respect!!!!"

pretty much everything reptile said

he had some deep ass dialogue and a really clear voice

There are so many epic moments in this game but I'll just share a few:


Zombie Kitana: You sealed our fate in this place, Thunder God. You have condemned us all!

Shao Kahn: Witless boy. Do you know who I am?
Liu Kang: The murderer of my friend!
Shao Kahn: I am Shao Kahn: Conqueror of Worlds! You will taste no victory.


Cyber Sub-Zero: You are not authorized for portal use.
Kabal: Yeah...says who?
Cyber Sub-Zero: Sub-Zero, Unit LK520
Kabal: Hah! You say that like it means something.
Cyber Sub-Zero: As you will soon discover.


Elder Gods: Invasion is not itself a transgression. It is the merger of realms that is proscribed.
Raiden: A distinction without a difference! Innocents are dying at the hands of Outworld!

Stryker: police brutality coming up

Baby shao khan: you suck

Sub-Zero: This fight will be your last.

So many good ones!

I love Sonya's "Yeah!" when she throws people.

Kano's "No charge" when he hits his his throws. His laugh while he's choking you out is also priceless.

"We are many, you are but one." Pretty much sums Ermac up perfectly.

Noob's laughing while turning and folding his arms during his throw is awesome.

I love Liu Kang's "Let's see what you can do" at the begining of each fight because it almost sounds condescending without being outright trash talk.

Cage putting on the sunglasses after his current pair breaks before saying "oh yeah" is absolutely perfect.

"Where ther is smoke there's fire." Is such a hokey line, but Smoke delivers it with such conviction lol.

Rayden's "godavabasaaaah" and "hijebubuvateee" gibberish are awesome and always have been since the begining.

I could keep going, but those are mostly my favorites. Well, and "get over here!" That's just beyond classic.