''Boraichu's Special Stew''
As the sun buried itself West Boraichu swiftly picked up a butchered blade,glared vicio-
usly into Liu Kang's eyes and started to cut carrots.Liu takes in a vast amount of tender
steam into his nose.''Mmmm dat smells juz delieful'' Liu comments.''Ho! Ho! Ha! Ha!''
mysteriously laughed Boraichu.''Chu mast tell me da infamous secret''giggled Kang.
"Hmp! If I toll you dat I have do keel ju!'' jokeingly stated Boraichu.The Sun was six
feet deep and the stew was almost ready.Liu Kang stood behing Boraichu so he failed
to see what he was prepping.Liu suddenly became suspicious.Boraichu made a sound
that LIu thought was whimper sound....followed by a wet and poisonis ass belch.
''Master Boraichu! are chu alrie?!Chu steal have my cahndolesses for dem ElderGod
forsaken Tarkatins dat ambushed young Shaolins Qi and Che...pitifully exclaimed
Kang.''Huh!?'' oh no no no son! its jost deez ownions fawk wit me eyes!!! Ha! Ha!''
Uh Liu! con ju fetch me my staff? I lef dit in da ''John" again.''asked Boraichu
As Liu got up to fetch the staff he almost tripped on a solid,brown,old and hairy piece
of matter on the wooden floor,Boraichu took notice feeling somewhat embarrassed.Liu
headed into the back opening and aproached the ''John''.Kang took in another vast inhale
but did not enjoy the scent this time."Ok Wu Wang chu ken do eat!''Kang encouraged him-
self.He slowly opened the mildewed door with his toes then was violently ambushed by
about 39 flies.''Aw my Lawd Raiden!''fearfully screamed Kang.''Zap!''Whats the problem
Liu Kang?''eagerly questioned Raiden.''Aw! it waz juz a fegure a speech God Dammit!!''
angrily Kang yelled.''Uh...oh sorry bout that Liu...gosh i gotta stop popping Xannax.''guilt-
fully whispered the Thunder God.''ZAP!" He was gone.Liu thought about how good the stew
smelled but now feared it.Kang sighed.''I guess me sterowize it wit me Fiyah ball while fat man
have he back turn.Liu proceeded into the dojo to find that the stew was already done on the table.
''Chu juz got back in time Liu!''cheerfully exclaimed Boraichu.Hmp yeah i did thought Kang.
Boraichu and Kang seated themselves on the floor.Hot steam arose from the boiled bowl.
Big Bo Bo took a husky spoonful of ''IT'' into his mouth.''NOM NOM NOM!! chewed BoBo.
''Dig in Liu! Ease good! cheerfully exclaimed the Big BoBo.''Ah ha ha er....me gone let it cool
off a wittle bit.''As Kang explained himself a solid,brown,and a tender piece of mysterious meat
arose from the gravy.
Author's Remarks: | |
Filthy comedy featuring Kang and Boraichu.Due to the Asian accents there are some dialogue mistakes lol.
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Also, please do not space out all your sentences next time.
WATAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.
Mutha fuck(Tony Soprano impersonation) I typed the story into two paragraphs and it just fucking glitched into a fucking DIG DUG fucking story!
It is not a glitch. You probably hit enter to make a new line. Do not do that. Using the enter key in a word processor usually makes a new paragraph, not a new line of text. When your text runs at the end of the line, your word processor should automatically make a new line of text for you.
Second, you've played MK4, MKD and MKA (at least I hope you have), and from that, should at least figure out that neither Liu nor Bo' Rai Cho speak with broken English. I'm sure you were trying to capture that they were both speaking a language that was foreign for them, but it has been revealed that both characters speak English well, so your story's not an accurate representation of either character.
Another random character change and random joke was with Raiden mentioning he takes Xanax. Okay, why would Raiden, a God, need meds for panic attacks? I'm all for random humour, but this part has no real background to be funny, and him popping up just like that and announcing he shouldn't be taking so much Xanax doesn't even work in this context.
And the last part is the stew... Blech. I'm sure you were emphasizing how disgusting Bo' can be, but everyone has limits; Bo' Rai Cho's nasty because he's a slob and a drunk. That doesn't mean he'll literally throw shit in his food to add flavour to it, much less give it to his star pupil.
You have many points to improve upon, so hopefully the next story you write will be 10x better than this.
WATAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.
I don't think the dialogue is racist because it's not like there's even a stereotype that asians talk like that.
apparently the writer thinks there is a stereotype like that, or he wouldn't have written it like that